donderdag 21 augustus 2014

Elder Hardt & Elder Jordan Transfers



Elder Hardt & Elder Jordan Transfers

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Elder Hardt has a new calling: to find out all he can about Elder Jordan.

It was the actions of a shirtless Elder Jordan which resulted in a mission-wide ban on P-day beach volleyball.

His washboard abs proved to be too disruptive after a number of the other elders in his zone kept getting involuntary erections every time he took off his shirt.

To keep their young minds and loins centered on the work, and to gain better athoritative control of the situation (milk before meat), the mission president banned the sport all together.

Although this wasn’t the first time Elder Jordan’s reputation had raised eyebrows in the mission office, it seemed to be the final straw. …but in a good way.

Soon after, the mission president felt moved to transfer Elder Jordan to the mission home, and assign him to Elder Hardt (one of the Assistants to the President (A.P.)) as a new temporary companion; sort of like an extended workover.

Now it’s Elder Hardt’s job to help guide and direct Elder Jordan’s vigor and vim toward a higher, sexier cause.

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